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Sean
A Minor Penalties Short Story Spotted Jax Grant and Tom Crowler getting lunch at a bistro near the Marina yesterday! They were deep in conversation and I think they shared a dessert? Wonder what important Sea Lions business they were talking about. I heard something about the penalty kill, but when I passed them to go to the bathroom it sounded like they were talking about dog breeds. I didn’t want to bug them while they weren’t working but I did shoot a sneaky pic. (Image of
S. B. Barnes
Dec 2, 202514 min read
Redo
A Minor Penalties short story (NSFW) This just in: Tom Crowler is now a Prada brand ambassador. A weird choice for an athlete, let alone one as historically nondescript as Crowler. But a recent run of photos on Crowler’s brand new social media accounts show him in Prada’s line of loungewear, hanging out around the house and playing with his adorable dog, Artemis. So long as he isn’t looking directly at the camera, Crowler develops twice the personality, good gamble, Prada! To
S. B. Barnes
Nov 20, 20257 min read


Two for Holding Paperback + Short Story
Two for Holding is now available as a paperback with all major retailers! Click on either cover to reach the book's amazon page or here for other retailers! To celebrate this momentous occasion, here comes the second bonus short story accompanying the book: "Performance Consultant", in which Tom Crowler sees a therapist. Performance Consultant Title: Performance Consultant Job type: Full-time Job description: The San Francisco Sea Lions NHL hockey team seeks applications
S. B. Barnes
Nov 12, 20258 min read
Four Conversations Chris "Breezy" Calabrese Had About Tom Crowler
A Minor Penalties short story One [Video of several members of the San Francisco Sea Lions clinking champagne glasses together] “The Sea Lions’ annual fundraiser for the children’s ward at the St. Sebastian hospital is underway! Looking fine, boys!” Top comments: seelionssaylions: some of the boys look fine. many of the boys look like they would rather be shooting pucks at a washing machine in someone’s basement. phileastonfanclub: love East’s fits 90% of the time, but man,
S. B. Barnes
Nov 1, 202520 min read
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